doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat
sounds like you have tom jones disease
is it rare?
it’s not unusual
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever
im in a country that has children beheading people like a sport.
I’m sorry if all the inbreeding that’s been happening in your family for the past few generations has fucked you up to a point where you can’t read a book or go outside but he isn’t Arab and you’re so dumb I’m feeling physically ill
Actually there’s a reason for all the early christmas stuff.
To put it simply, the closer you get to Christmas, the more you start thinking about it, right? So what a lot of retailers are doing is trying to get you to think about it now. Partially for the money, and partially to try and blunt the insanity of Christmas shopping. The more people who complete their shopping early, the less batshit things get when the christmas season actually hits and stores aren’t so overwhelmed.
That’s the theory, anyways.
Unfortunutly, since Retail is kind of a “Monkey See, Monkey Go One Better” deal, a lot stores are putting Christmas stuff on the shelves earlier and earlier and upping the ante on Christmas sales, we’re caught in a spiral of earlier and earlier vs more and more insane sales.
The end result being we get things like Christmas stuff in August, and Black Friday Weekend is still hated with the power of a million exploding suns by anyone who has ever worked retail.
watching stuff talking about evil communists and communist infiltration
i am a communist
i guess im infiltrating
just need to get on that whole, poisoning people’s precious bodily fluids thing
I actually met someone who believed the whole ‘fluoride is an evil plot’ thing. piscine-unrelated saw it too. The fluoride guy even had articles for me to read, which, well, I didn’t. But I remember one titled, “Fluoride: Commie Plot or Capitalist Ploy”
Such a dichotomy there.
Oh yeah. That guy.
took me a while
*whispers* I still don’t get it…?
Oh my sweet christ.
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
David Yates’ most vivid memory of Emma is watching her suddenly let go of her steely professionalism and for once just be young and free. They were filming a death scene from Hallows Part 2 on a freezing-cold beach in Wales. The actors were miserable, especially Emma, who hates the cold and dislikes getting wet even more. But out of nowhere, he recalls, “she ran into the icy water and stood there, holding herself against the waves with her arms outstretched, just laughing.” In that brief moment he got a sense of what it must be like to have a multibillion-dollar industry dependent on your every move and be only nineteen years old. - Vogue, July 2011
Destroying all life, hands down.
IT’S A TRAP!
Destroying life + Destroying life: Skeleton War. Be rested. Be in pieces.
Destroying life + video games: Current state of panicked male gamerhood
Destroying life + painting: Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Travesty
Destroying life + reading: Good morning G R R Martin
Destroying life + writing; Fifty Shades of Dan Brown’s Ayn Rand Tribute to Individualism.
Destroying life + Playing Music: Hey Coldplay (Why? You turned out to be part of the disease. Soz man, but hey, you did ask)
Destroying life + Making Something Tasty:
Police in Florida say a suspect might have gotten away last week, if it weren’t for those meddling cats.
If tumblr-its tried to commit a crime. The drug part is optional.
The NEW English dub of the 90s Sailor Moon anime is streaming online this weekend! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id60P5L0qZU&feature=youtu.be
Re-identification of Viking corpses has revealed that half of their warriors were female.
"Researchers at the University of Western Australia decided to revamp the way they studied Viking remains. Previously, researchers had misidentified skeletons as male simply because they were buried with their swords and shields. (Female remains were identified by their oval brooches, and not much else.) By studying osteological signs of gender within the bones themselves, researchers discovered that approximately half of the remains were actually female warriors, given a proper burial with their weapons.”
Women have always fought. We have always been there, ‘contributing to history’. Our own, modern sexism contributes to the erasure of it.
"We have always been there, ‘contributing to history’. Our own, modern sexism contributes to the erasure of it."