coelasquid:

Whenever I see this actor all I can think of is the How Not To Make Bread guy.

wondygirl:

There’s no way Cobra Commander can beat Nick Fury, Fury would own him in a sad.

Hell any one else in Cobra would fare better against Nick than CC (even Doctor Mindbender)

Speaking of GI Joe and Fury, from the G.I. Joe: ARAH Wiki

Prior to G.I. Joe’s relaunch in 1982, Larry Hama was developing an idea for a new comic book called Fury Force, which he was hoping would be an ongoing series for Marvel Comics. The original premise had the son of S.H.I.E.L.D director Nick Fury assembling a team of elite commandos to battle neo-Nazi terrorists HYDRA. Shooter approached Hama about the Joe project [Hasbro wanted Marvel to do a story for their G.I. Joe toys] due to Hama’s military background, and the Fury concept was adapted for the project. Shooter suggested to Hasbro that “G.I. Joe” should be the team name and that they should fight terrorists, while Archie Goodwin invented Cobra and the Cobra Commander; everything else was created by Hama. Hasbro was initially uncertain about making villain toys, believing this wouldn’t sell. Marvel would also suggest the inclusion of female Joes in the toyline, and to include them with the vehicles (as Hasbro again worried they wouldn’t sell on their own).

And now you know.

best-of-funny:

toopunktofuck:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

X

hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

mrspettyferr:

law-of-neutrality:

And that is what became of Mako’s fabulous mustache~

Has this been done before? Probably yes, right? Ahahah, I’m sorry my brain farted

Haha this is brilliant.

songstar13:

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

Everybody’s looking for munster.

iammakingperfectsense:

hazzasgotalittlelou:

directioner-danosaur:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

David must have done this on purpose….

 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kyary:

would you like to buy some turnips

thehappysorceress:

Cap and Peggy by Scotland D. Barnes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

thefourwindsbar:

Ramona Flowers embodies my actual relationship with tea.